About ME.

Those married people.

I’m a reasonably funny, tattooed and attractive (also married) crazy cat lady with two jobs, two cats and a LOT of hobbies. I love everything from Gwar to Lady Gaga and I will sing (or rap) them in my car, windows down, at the top of my lungs (and if I’m feeling particularly sassy, I will stare at other drivers while doing so to amuse myself with their uncomfortableness). Yes, I have a lot of tattoos, but no, I do not ride a motorcycle, in fact,  I’ve only ever owned Volvos until my 3rd Volvo kicked the bucket and I bought a, equally sensible Camry, named Baby Beluga. I adore football and like baseball (Buccaneers and Rays, respectively) and am fanatic about my fantasy football, but my team was so bad last year, I don’t want to talk about it. I am a born and raised Florida girl, one of the few natives. I live for sunshine and hot, hot weather, and have in fact spent most of my driving years without A/C in the car. I do a lot of crafts, all while fending off curious cats. I’m opinionated, I fall on the Bill Maher side of liberalism. My religion is science and logic. I abhor inefficiency. I don’t put up with a-holes, Red Sox fans or illogical things. This is probably why, most of the time, I like cats more than humans.

Take it or leave it.


  1. Unconfirmed Bachelorette

    I’m a fan of the kitties so I have nominated you for the Inspiring Blog and One Lovely Blog awards. Here: http://wp.me/p1jL9y-i9. You can pass the torch by giving me a shout-out, then stating 7 facts about yourself and nominating 15 bloggers whom you find inspiring or lovely. Or just skip it and post whatever you’d like. 🙂

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