Bohemian Rhapsody = Music to Annoy Your Cats By

Fun lil fact about Freddy Mercury: he was a crazy cat lady. He wrote a song for one of his many, and even had a “waistcoat” (it looks like a vest to me, but what do I know?) painted with all of his cats.

Freddy Mercury cat vest

What a lovely man. And thoroughly missed. They just don’t make music like that anymore.

I’m sure Mr. Mercury would not be all that pleased (or maybe he would, who knows) to learn that I like to use one of his songs as accompaniment to cat torture.

How did this start?

Try holding your cat.



If yours are anything like mine, they will struggle, as if they are saying “Let me gooooo!”

That’s where it starts. I’ll start singing this to them as I attempt to force their wriggling bodies to sit on my lap.

“Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go”

“NO! I will not let you go! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!”

This goes on until I’m sick of this particular exchange. As my cats are named Taco and Moosh, it’s only right that I use their names here:

Taco Moosh, Taco Moosh, can you do the fandango? THUNDERBOLTS OF LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING EEE!

I’m certifiable.

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